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Yo Momma so stupid....

She told me to meet her at the corner of walk and don't walk.
She thought toothpaste was a new art supply.
She put a food stamp on an envelope
She got hit by a parked car.
It took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
When she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
When your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
She told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read
She puts lipstick on her head just to makeup her mind
She hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
You have to dig for her IQ!
She got locked in a grocery store and starved!
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
She could trip over a cordless phone!
She sold her car for gasoline money!
She bought a solar-powered flashlight!
She thinks a quarterback is a refund!
She took a cup to see Juice.
She asked you "What is the number for 911"
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
When she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
She got stabbed in a shoot out.
She stole free bread.
She took a spoon to the superb owl.
She called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
She stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
She makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
She asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
She took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
When you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
She thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
She sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
She bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
She went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
She jumped out the window and went up.
She thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
She took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
That under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
She put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
She watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
She was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
She thought gangrene was another golf course
She couldn't read an audio book
It take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
She thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler"
It take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus
It take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
She asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said Levi's

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