>> >Are you a Democrat, Republican or Texas Republican?
>> >
>> >Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>> >The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>> >
>> >You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>> >children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
>> >the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
>> >raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock Cal 40,
>> >and you are an expert shot. You have only three seconds before he
>> >reaches
>> >you and your family.
>> >
>> >What do you do?
>> >_________________________________________________ ____________________
>> >
>> >Democrat's Answer:
>> >
>> >Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>> >Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
>> >Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>> >Could we run away?
>> >What does my wife think?
>> >What about the kids?
>> >Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
>> >the knife out of his hand?
>> >What does the law say about this situation?
>> >Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>> >Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
>> >of message does this send to society and to my children?
>> >Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>> >Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
>> >wound me?
>> >If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get
>> >away while he was stabbing me?
>> >Should I call 9-1-1?
>> >Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
>> >and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would
>> >discourage such behavior.
>> >This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
>> >few days and try to come to a consensus.
>> >_________________________________________________ ___________________
>> >
>> >Republican's Answer:
>> >
>> >BANG!
>> >_________________________________________________ _____________________
>> >Texas Republican's Answer:
>> >
>> >BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> >BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of reloading).
>> >BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> >BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> >BANG! BANG! click...
>> >
>> >Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those Winchester Silver Tips or
>> >Hollow Points?
>> >
>> >Son: Git-r-Dun, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?
>> >
>> >Wife: You are NOT taking that to the Taxidermist!
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