A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
Million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would!
We could really use that Money to fix up the house and send you kids to
a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt!
I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied.
"Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days - then went back to his
dad..........
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied,
"Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars,
but..................... Realistically, we're living with two Sluts and
a Queer.

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